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 | March 24, 2016 |  Posted In: Events and Announcements, Percona Managed Services, Percona MySQL Consulting, Percona MySQL Support, Percona Software

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Admit it, you’ve always wanted to fight danger, win battles and save the day! Who doesn’t? Do you want to be a superhero? Percona can show you how!

We don’t have any radioactive spiders or billionaire gadgets, but we do have our own team of superheroes dedicated to protecting your database performance: The Database Performance Team!

The Database Performance Team is comprised of our services experts, who work tirelessly every day to guarantee the performance of your database. Percona’s database services are some of our most valuable customer resources – besides the software itself. Whether it’s support, consulting, technical account managers, or remote DBAs, our support team is made up of superheroes that make sure your database is running at peak performance.

We want you to join us in the fight against poor performance. Join our Database Performance Team crew as part of the Database Street Team!

We’ll be introducing the members of our super group in the coming weeks. As we introduce the Database Performance Team (the “characters” below), we want you! We’ll be offering “missions” for you to complete: challenges, puzzles, or actions that get you prizes for success!

Your first mission: guess the identities of our secret team before we reveal them!

Mystery Character 1

Mystery Character 2

Mystery Character 3

Mystery Character 4

Mystery
Character 5

Mystery-1 Mystery-2 Mystery-3 Mystery-4 Mystery-5
Hint: Hint: Hint: Hint: Hint:
Funny, friendly, quick-witted, supporting, fast and courteous – but still able to get the job done with amazing competence. Computer-like smarts, instant recall, a counselor, able to understand a problem and the solution quickly. Technical, with clairvoyant foresight, with the knowledge and statistics to account for all issues, manages problems before they happen. Remotely all-seeing, a director, good at multi-tasking, adapts-on-the-fly, cool in a crisis. Insanely strong, can’t be stopped, hard to knock down, the product of rigorous testing, unlimited endurance.
Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?

Follow @Percona on Twitter and use the hashtag #DatabasePerformanceTeam to cast your guess on who any mystery character is. Correctly guess any of their names or roles, and the lucky winner gets their choice of our mystery T-shirt in either men’s or women’s style.

Stay tuned, as we reveal the identities of the Database Performance Team over the coming weeks! Respond with your guess in the comments below.

Join the ranks of the Database Street Team! Fun games, cool prizes – more info is coming soon!

Some facts:*

Gartner has estimated the average cost of downtime at $5,000 per minute!

Join The Database Performance Team today!

 

 

*Source: Global Cloud-based Database Market 2014-2018

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